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Thursday, November 11, 2010

God Thinks

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God Thinks
God thinks all blacks are obsolete farm equipment
God thinks the Jews killed his son and must be punished
God thinks the white man is Satan
God, they know what God thinks

God thinks we should all convert to Judaism

God thinks we must all be Christians and
God thinks we should all embrace Islam
God thinks the only true religion is Hinduism

And I

I know what God thinks
God thinks you're a waste of flesh
God prefers an Atheist

God God

God thinks all people like you are hateful
God thinks all people like you are an embarrassment to creation
self-righteous, judgmental, first to throw a stone
and using His name for your own protection

God thinks the sun revolves around the Earth

God thinks there was something very wrong with Copernicus
God thinks abortion is murder and
God thinks everything that science gave us is wrong
God thinks women deserve it
God thinks AIDS is a form of punishment

I hate people who blame the Devil for their own shortcomings and

I hate people who thank God when things go right

And I

I know what God thinks
God thinks you're an idiot
God prefers a heretic

God God

God thinks all people like you are hateful
God thinks all people like you are an embarrassment to creation
self-righteous, judgmental, first to throw the stone
and using His name for your own agenda

God is a liberal

God is a democrat
God wants you to vote republican
never trust a man who puts his words in the mouth of god
and says it's absolute truth
its lies and it smells like death
its all in a day's work taking money from the poor
Why do you think that God would need your dirty money
if He wants to start a holy war?

self-righteous, judgmental, first to throw a stone

and using His name for your own protection

God thinks puppies need to die and

God thinks babies need to drown
'cause God is neither good nor bad
God is you and me
God is Everything 
My God, the band Voltaire is pretty awesome.  This is a cool one.  You kind of need the whole song/lyrics to understand.  "God Thinks" by Voltaire.  Great song. Stop having a boring life!  Start listening to my music recommendations!  God count for song: 40 (I think they did that on purpose...) God count for post: 46 (I honestly did not do that on purpose...)

3 comments:

  1. And, what's more, I agree!

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  2. I listened, but I can't do with all them scraping violins !

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  3. Oh, but the violin is one of the best (musical) instruments. Gosh, does that remind anybody else of Titanic. Probably the only reason I'm thinking of it is because I saw it recently and then proceeded to have a dream about it (the part where the musicians are like, "it's been great playing with you, gentlemen").

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