To Christians:

Please DO teach your children to be highly moral.  I don't want people pissing in my cheerios just for the laugh.  I prefer a society that is at least slightly conscientious enough to open a door for a man when he has his hands full or an old woman who has had trouble with walking recently.

However.

Before the things you say regarding religion, you should assert, "A single man, who lived 2000 years ago when people fought with swords, bows, and spears and had very little concern if any for science, said...".  Then you should conclude your remarks with, "Everything that I have just said to you is entirely based on either my own personal, pathetic (pathos) experience or else the sheep-like mentality of a mindless follower."

BAAAAH, BAAAAAH.  Let's just herd 'em up, and move 'em out.  YEEHAW.

It is kind of confusing, though, to know that Christianity has lasted so long and with such a following.  I suppose that it is either the HOPE that people are full of or the sociological factors of SHEEP-herding that has caused this continuation.  (Surely it cannot be truth--that makes no sense... ...)... (Think about it...) ...


Senses = Ethos, Logos, and Pathos (in a non-rhetorical sense)
-according to Lucretius

You Raise Me Up- Josh Groban

The Ghost of Corporate Future- Regina Spektor

Curs in the Weeds- Horse Feathers

My Last Song to Jenny- The Avett Brothers