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Saturday, August 6, 2011

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100 Goals to Accomplish before Death
  1. Get fucked, Bitch
  2. Fuck some bitches, hoe
  3. Have an awesome (lazy) morning after scene
  4. Cosplay
  5. Flash mob of “Time Warp”
  6. Drop a ring in a volcano
  7. See all 7 Harry Potters in a row (w/ friends, theatre style)
  8. See all 4 tLotR movies in a row (w/ friends, theatre style)
  9. See/read the end of Naruto
  10. Conquer Mount Midoriyama (Ninja Warrior)
  11. Be a part of an ‘80s dance scene (Flowers for Algernon)
  12. Go to some event in an all-black suit w/ a black guy in an all-white suit
  13. Enter a church service w/ some ghetto atheists and “Hallelujah!” it up
  14. Learn French completely
  15. Learn Spanish completely
  16. Learn Japanese completely
  17. Learn to play all the instruments
  18. Eat all the things
  19. Ride a Totoro Catbus
  20. Start a way-house for gay kids that have been thrown out of their homes
    1. Cooperate with schools and state to contact kids
    2. Funding (personal and professional)
  21. Have a kick-ass, sound-proof music room
  22. Fund Gay-Straight-Alliance clubs at schools
  23. Pay back family ASAP
  24. Career plan: Go to good tech college, get bachelor’s degree in chemical engineering, work in industry, have them pay for my master’s degree, work for years and get rich-ish, go back to school and get Ph. D./ doctoral degree and teach or sth
  25. Design speeches/presentations/talks to give in regard to homosexuality

How lame, I only got to 25/100.

1 comment:

  1. Those rare occasions when those lazy morning after scenes become awesome are moments to treasure. I hope you have a couple.
    I've always secretly dreamed of doing 13 but never had the guts.
    And 24 sounds like a plan.

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