More experience

I had vodka this time; it is by far my favorite. It did not taste nearly as much like medicine without the added flavor as did the whiskey. It was not as nasty-ass terrible as the wine. And it does not smell like beer does. I still would not choose to have it as a pleasure drink--it's purpose is explicitly to be drinking alcohol. But it's not too bad.

This time, I also tried weed. As one of my compatriots called it, "mary jane". I think I did it wrong. But whatever. I was told that the first time I wouldn't feel anything. And it was no lie. I felt nothing under my layer of alcohol. But again, could have been because I did it wrong. Whoooooo knowwwwws?

And now I introduce two glee videos that I like. One because it is a rather unique cover of a pop hit of a great artist, the other because it is the best version of the song I can find online.

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Next time, I'll try the rum. And if we happen to run out, I will Jack Sparrow it up. Sorry for just a physical update. I can't think right now because I'm reading this book called "How to Read Literature Like a Professor" whilst attempting to perform a research experiment and think about college. It's draining me mentally. So I will see you next time. I'll have a couple more youtube song videos and then I'll update again. YAY. These music posts are like my favorite songs. (I am a super fan of all the music on this blog; the times haven't changed me too much)

Paper Wings

100 Goals to Accomplish before Death

1. Get fucked, Bitch
2. Fuck some bitches, hoe
3. Have an awesome (lazy) morning after scene
4. Cosplay
5. Flash mob of “Time Warp”
6. Drop a ring in a volcano
7. See all 7 Harry Potters in a row (w/ friends, theatre style)
8. See all 4 tLotR movies in a row (w/ friends, theatre style)
9. See/read the end of Naruto
10. Conquer Mount Midoriyama (Ninja Warrior)
11. Be a part of an ‘80s dance scene (Flowers for Algernon)
12. Go to some event in an all-black suit w/ a black guy in an all-white suit
13. Enter a church service w/ some ghetto atheists and “Hallelujah!” it up
14. Learn French completely
15. Learn Spanish completely
16. Learn Japanese completely
17. Learn to play all the instruments
18. Eat all the things
19. Ride a Totoro Catbus
20. Start a way-house for gay kids that have been thrown out of their homes
1. Cooperate with schools and state to contact kids
2. Funding (personal and professional)
21. Have a kick-ass, sound-proof music room
22. Fund Gay-Straight-Alliance clubs at schools
23. Pay back family ASAP
24. Career plan: Go to good tech college, get bachelor’s degree in chemical engineering, work in industry, have them pay for my master’s degree, work for years and get rich-ish, go back to school and get Ph. D./ doctoral degree and teach or sth
25. Design speeches/presentations/talks to give in regard to homosexuality

How lame, I only got to 25/100.

Total Eclipse of the Heart Glee

Guys, I need y'all so much.  like a whore in heat.  Right now, I'm pretty much a sorostitute.  GLEE RACHEL BERRY FINN I DON'T KNOW HIS LAST NAME PUCK JESSIE DON'T KNOW LAST NAMES.

I just don't understand the human need for drama.  Are we really so selfish as to be bored?

Bright Eyes

Glee and other Adventures

I am officially a gleeek.  I've watched 17 42-45 minute videos of the show--that's 12 hours of video (not counting loading time).  Wow, BITCHES.  Think of how much time you spend doing the mundane--eating, cooking, doing up the personal hygiene.  Then think of how much time you spend sleeping.  Like, seriously, 1/3 of your life is spent basically dead.  WTF?

Ok, so bros, I'll now go into an analysis of some of the characters I've seen so far.

Like, first off, RACHEL BERRY (trying to get web hits... LOL).  dah duh dah duh dah.  Um, so far, they are showing her as the super-talented but annoying and socially inept dreamer singer.  And uh, that's cool.

And like, KURT HUMMEL--super gay, bitches.  It's almost not even acceptable how fabulous he wants to be.  I love his role in the show, though it is intimidating that that is how many people might now see gay people.  Like, we're not all that fabulous!  Most of us are pretty simple--swimming in a sea of other simple people.  It's just that our... PREFERENCES are more sophisticated.

HAHAHAHAHA FANFICTION WITH A CHARACTER THAT HASN'T BEEN INTRODUCED ON THE SHOW IN WHAT I'VE WATCHED SO FAR!!!  http://kurtandblaine.com/ CHA BITCHES!!

So like, those are my two favorite so far.  Baby drama is just annoying.  I realize that the point of GLEE is to be way over the top about DRAAAAAMA but ya know, I can only handle so much.  ESPECIALLY when I'm not habin no babies, brah!  SOOOOOoooooo,,,,,........ . . . . . .   .    .        . AHA I FEEL HYYYYGH!!!

Um, so like, I had my first drink of poison a couple weeks ago.  Decided to call it quits at the equivalent of only 6 shots on my first go, though.  The wine just started tasting terrible--LIKE MEGA-SUPER ULTRA-DUPER UBER TERRIBLE.  In fact, all of it tasted horrible.  But the wine was the worst.  Here is a short list of my escapades:

• Cinnamon WHISKEY (legit tasted like a fireball--the hot spicy gumball-like not-gum candy)
• Normal WHISKEY (blegh)
• Nasty-ass honey WHISKEY (blegh-er)
• White WINE (OMG had to have a cherry powerade chaser)
• BEEEhEEEhEEEhEEEEEEER (NOTE: drink dis-here d'after drinking da d'harder d'liquor--not before)
• I was told that the RUM was horrible
• And as a P.S. in the middle of the S., Some of the whiskey was downed in a limeade-sprite-whiskey mix

I was hoping that the ALCOHOL would get everybody a little bit out of mind, but, ugrjh,  no dice.  It just made everybody feel swimmy.  LOL we were like swinging our heads back and forth looking at the stars 'cus it was just plain fun.  And bitches, it was fun.  One of my friends, MR. FUN TO LOOK AT--the one that allowed us to get close to this forbidden fruit--is a notorious drunk stripper.  BUT DAYUM bitches, he only downed the shorts once--AND ONLY FOR A FEW SECONDS.  TWAS DISHEARTENING.  I'm really strung out over it. OH pshaw grannies, he had boxers on.  We didn't see the fruit of his loins.

Ok so like, school starts in what? TWO WEEKS?  UGH summer, I'm almost going to miss you--though I can't wait to be stuck with my friends for hours everyday.  MUAHAHAHAHA ITS THE SHY MAN'S PARADISE!!!!

THE WINE WAS SO NNNNNN - NNNNN - NNNNN - NNNNNAAAAASSSSSTTTTTYYYYYYYY!!!